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Her majesty is one verb short of a sentence.Jasper Fforde
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I would so hate to be a first-person character! Always on your guard, always having people read your thoughts!Jasper Fforde
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So you're going to have to ask yourselves on simple question: Which one of us is speaking now?Jasper Fforde
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The course of true love rarely runs smooth.Jasper Fforde
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I got mixed up with some oddness in my youth, and the long and short of it is that I can't shuffle off this mortal coil until I have read the ten most boring classics.Jasper Fforde
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Truly competent Literary Detectives are as rare as truthful men, Mr. Tweed -- you can see her potential as clearly as I can. Frightened of someone stealing your thunder, perhaps?Jasper Fforde